How do you solve a problem like Sarah?

Dana Milbank of the Washington Post contemplates his Sarah Palin freedom in February:

(To the tune of "Maria")

She runs for office and wins sometimes
her kids are everywhere
She acts like the peasant hick class
And her legs make us stare
And underneath her glasses
She's so hot without compare
I even hear Olbermann loves to watch her run


She's always great on t.v.
But her character is real
She's really great at everything
Her charm our hearts could steal
I still love to hate her though
For I very surely know
Sarah's not an asset to the country

I'd like to cut her down to size right now
By Calling her a cow

How do you solve the problem Sarah Palin?
How do you stop a movement in its tracks?
How do find a word for Sarah Palin?
A terrorist!  A seditionist!  A b*****!

Many things we have told about her
Many things you ought to understand
But people listen to her lies
And ignore our warning cries
How can we stop her endless talking

Oh how do solve the problem Sarah Palin?
How do you catch a monster with your hand?

When I see her I'm confused
By her thighs I am bemused
And I don't know exactly why I am
She has me all in a lather
My words begin to blather
She's a fascist!  She's a racist!  She's a tart!

She'll outargue any rant
That Chris Matthews can chant
She could win a presidential primary
She is crazy!  She is sick!
She's a wiccan on a stick!
She's a menace!  She's a threat!
She's no girl!

How do you solve the problem Sarah Palin?
How do you stop a movement in its tracks?
How do find a word for Sarah Palin?
A terrorist!  A seditionist!  A b*****!

Many a thing you know we'd like to call her
Many a thing we'll make her understand
But she'll never hear us say
Anything to get our way
How do you keep a redneck in Alaska?

Oh how do you solve the problem Sarah Palin?
How do you catch a monster with your hand?