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Wednesday, October 27, 2010

Obama decides to punish his enemies

New item:  Obama calls on "Latinos" to "punish our enemies":

From the desk of President B. Hussein Obama:

Dear Loyal Democrats,

As you know, I have called upon our Latino comrades to punish My enemies, an idea that occurred to Me after a private screening of the wonderful film Machete at the "White" House the other day.  Seeing all those miserable, racist, Republican gringos hacked to death really gave Me a good feeling.  The zeal with which the hero punished his enemies, along with his creative use of torture and edged blades, really got Me thinking about what we need to do to win this election.  We have to punish My enemies.

So, here's where we start.  First of all, you Latinos (and Latinas, of course) need to punish your enemies.  Your people on the South side of the illegitimate border have already shown you how to do it.  Machine gun and grenade attacks on police stations, police officers decapitated, mayors and governors gunned down in front of their families, etc.  Yes, you Latinos really know how to punish your enemies.  Why haven't you stopped to think about moving your action a little further North?  After all, I can guarantee the U.S. Department of Justice, which controls our Federales, is not going to get involved.  Haven't you heard about the New Black Panthers?  Remember, people are not illegal!  You didn't move, the border moved!  There's a certain governor in Arizona, as well as a certain sheriff, who could use a little punishment.  You know what I mean.  Ask Robert Rodriguez if you have any questions.

Now, to My Muslim Brothers.  You have been maligned and persecuted by this country even before the events of 9/11.  The United States has been a constant supporter of the illegitimate, illegal, Zionist state that occupies the land of our Palestinian Brethren.  Why do you tolerate this?  You don't even have to resort to violence.  Just show up at some heavily Republican precincts in your traditional garb on voting day and have a loud "pray in".  Maybe have a few of your vans there with tinted windows.  I guarantee you those Republicans will decide they have better things to do than come down and vote.  Do you want Me to be able to keep My current plan for Israel on track?  Do you want Me to be able to continue to protect Our Brethren in Iran?  Then get out there and punish our enemies!

To the LBGTQ crowd out there I say this:  Punish your enemies!  Why do you just sit around letting these "Christians" slander you in their "churches"?  Don't you know that gay marriage is a political issue?  Don't you know that the IRS prohibits churches from preaching on political issues?  Get out there and file some complaints!  I can personally guarantee you that you will have a willing ear from Tim Geithner's people.  I believe the DOJ can be on board to help out with some anti-discrimination lawsuits as well.  For that matter, if you want to disrupt those "Christians'" worship services, well, don't you have a longstanding history of civil disobedience in this country?  Let them learn tolerance if they want to worship in peace.  That's right, no justice, no peace.  Punish your enemies!

Finally, to my beloved African-American community, I say this.  Have you learned nothing from the New Black Panther case?  Get to the polling place and vote!  After that, stay outside with a billy club and make sure only the right people come inside to vote.  You know who I'm talking about.  If you like having a couple of Black Men finally in charge of this country, then you had better fight to keep it that way, because I guarantee that your white enemies can't wait to take that away from you.  So get your uniforms, your billy clubs and your friends, get out to the polling places, and punish your enemies!

Yes, We Can!  We Can Punish Our Enemies!  We hope for a new day when we punish My enemies and change Amerikkka into a nation just like the rest of the world.  We are the ones we have been waiting for, and we will punish the rest of you.

Your President for Life,

B. Hussein Obama

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